- When you first bought your house, you lived in the country. Now that same house is part of the city.
- The kids have all graduated from college. You and your husband finally have time to yourselves…then they move back home!
- You can’t get anything repaired because “they stopped making those parts years ago.”
- You have three spare rooms in a four bedroom house.
- The swing set in the backyard has sprouted roots.
- You have to shuffle your cars each morning to leave for work.
- The plumber’s phone is on your speed dial.
- Your phone number is on your plumber’s speed dial.
- You spend more time driving to work than you do with your family.
- You spend more money each month for storage than you do for your mortgage.
- Your neighbor found a loophole in the homeowner's association rules and is raising donkeys.
- You keep hearing faint voices telling you to "get out" and they're getting louder.
- Grandpa Jed just struck oil while hunting in your back yard.
- The dog’s house doubles as a guest room.
- You have to take a number to use the bathroom.
- All the children’s rooms are now guest bedrooms
- You haven’t visited the other half of the house in six months.
- You have to move the furniture to see the carpet’s original color.
- Your bathroom is decorated in avocado green — from the first time it was in style.
- You can’t make any improvements to the exterior of your home without getting approval from the “Board of Historic Monuments.”
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